With the re-election of Donald Trump, we’re all asking the real question: is Taylor Swift finally packing up and moving to Canada, just like she (and plenty of other celebrities) alluded to in 2016? Now, we know it’s a bold move to make, but it’s one many are more than willing to support. For those who believe she might actually go through with it this time, here’s a humorous glimpse at what that would mean for her — and the rest of us.
Taylor Swift and Canada: A Match Made in Maple Heaven?
Taylor Swift has become the face of every current liberal cause, and she's used her platform to comment on every social and political issue under the sun. With Trump’s return to office, one can only imagine Canada, that beacon of left-leaning policies and government-sponsored niceties, might be calling to her. After all, they have socialized healthcare, universal maple syrup, and a ban on assault-style weapons — it’s practically a liberal paradise.
And What About Travis Kelce?
Now, we can’t forget about her latest high-profile beau, NFL star Travis Kelce. Since Swift fans tend to idolize whoever their queen dates, it's no surprise that Kelce’s own politics have come under the microscope. Let’s be real: the guy is in the entertainment sphere now, which means he might as well have signed an invisible liberal contract. So, is he also willing to pack his bags for the Great White North? One can only assume he might be up for it if the ‘stars’ aligned.
The Celebrity Move-to-Canada Promise: The Ultimate Empty Threat?
This is where the story gets interesting — celebrities promising to relocate as a protest has become almost cliché. Remember when the likes of Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, and even Miley Cyrus made similar claims in 2016? Yet here they all are, still living in their cushy American homes and, well, still complaining about America. Perhaps this year, they’ll finally make good on those vows to leave, rather than doing what’s become standard celebrity procedure: make a big, dramatic threat and stick around.
So, will Taylor Swift be any different? It seems unlikely. But, as they say, hope springs eternal.
Canada Awaits... Or Does It?
Should Taylor and other celebrities make the move, Canada might start rethinking its liberal immigration policies. After all, their systems would have to take on an influx of well-to-do celebrities intent on spreading their opinions to a new audience. Would our neighbors up north be ready for an entire influx of virtue-signaling elites? It’s safe to say even Canadians have their limits.
Final Thoughts: Don’t Hold Your Breath
While it’s fun to speculate about a star-studded exodus to Canada, the reality is that these promises tend to fall flat. And let’s face it: with cameras, endorsement deals, and millions of fans watching their every move, the likelihood of a major celebrity actually leaving the U.S. is slim to none. But wouldn’t it be something if just one finally followed through?
So, to any other celebrities considering making good on their moving promises, just remember: Canada is waiting, and some of us are willing to chip in for the moving trucks.